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Old 01-28-2008, 09:32 AM   #11
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News Special Report

6:00 news ,The Secretary of Defense briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all the color drained from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a Brazilian?"

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Nice pigs, sir".

The President replies, "These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs!

I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says.... "Excellent Trade Sir!"
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