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06-28-2019, 02:16 AM
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The future is unwritten
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A woman was on trial for beating her Husband to death with his guitar collection.
The Judge says "First Offender?" She replies "No first a Gibson, then a Fender".
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06-28-2019, 12:46 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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07-14-2019, 10:09 AM
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity. ------------------------------------------------------ I invented a new word today. Plagiarism. ------------------------------------------------------ I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice". I went as a chilli pepper, but everyone else went as astronauts. ------------------------------------------------------ When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau. ------------------------------------------------------ I put up a high voltage electric fence around my property yesterday. My neighbour is dead against it. ------------------------------------------------------ H. G. Wells walked into a library and asked for a book on Time Travel. "Sod off" said the librarian, "you didn't bring it back!" ------------------------------------------------------ Those people who say they like the element of surprise are really not familiar with the periodic table. ------------------------------------------------------ My Neighbour has just re-laid his drive using a load of old Mills and Boon paperbacks! A novel approach I thought ...
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07-14-2019, 06:45 PM
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It took me forever to get the third one... Birmingham party.
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07-15-2019, 10:07 AM
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07-15-2019, 11:13 AM
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They were fun because being Brit oriented they made me think about them. Well done Sir.
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07-15-2019, 06:49 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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This is an important week in spice history.
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07-16-2019, 02:33 AM
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Life imitates art...
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07-24-2019, 12:45 AM
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British rule...
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08-10-2019, 11:18 PM
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Go to your Jeep dealer and get that willy serviced...
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08-16-2019, 04:19 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I showed that to Popdigr.
Had to explain it. 
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08-16-2019, 05:28 PM
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08-24-2019, 06:38 PM
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I can hear my ears
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There's a new movie I want to see. It's called 'Constipated'
Hasn't come out yet though.
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08-25-2019, 11:29 AM
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Wife: Did you know a bull gets laid 3,000 times a year?
Husband: Ask the bull if he screws the same cow everytime. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk |
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